"I’ve always thought the best way to teach a kid not to be scared of the dark is to fill his daylight hours with as much horror as possible."
— Emo Philips (via lmc-s)
further proof that Emo Philips is my spirit animal.
"Back in High school, my buddies tried to put the moves on anything that moves and I told them “why limit yourself?"
— Emo Phillips (via philosophicalpoetry)
"When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas…"
"She said, ‘I’m seeing another man.’ I said, ‘Well, try rubbing your eyes.’"
— Emo Philips, optic humor. (via posthumorously)
Emo Philips, Austin, 1985.
Gleebull baybelgrapes!
Based on Tom Herpich’s work, Andy Ristaino’s final design for Cuber, the Emo Philips character from “Five Short Graybles.”
Emo Philips’ character when he guest starred on Adventure Time
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